Tiger Woods Impresses An Irishman With His New BMW

There are certain celebrities that seem to be known by the world. Even the mention of their name is going to get people listening because we want to know what is going on in their lives.

When most people think of famous celebrities, they first think about singers or actors.

There are also many in the sports world that are known by people who don’t even follow the sport, such as Tiger Woods.

Then again, there are times when people may meet these celebrities without knowing who they are. That was the case when Tiger Woods was in Irland, and we get to laugh at what happened in this funny joke.

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf and greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Top of the mornin’ to yer, Sir” says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick “Hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

“What are dose?”, asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees”, replies Tiger.

“Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?”, inquires the Irishman.

“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.

“My Lands!”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything!”

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