A new teacher was trying out something from one of her psychology classes that she learnt at university.

She says to the children, “Everyone who thinks that they are stupid, stand up now.”

After a little while Johnny stands up.

The teacher asks him, “why did you stand up Johnny? Do you really think you are stupid?”

Johnny replies, “No Miss, but I hated seeing you standing there all by yourself.”

An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.

So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said,

“I was going to park there!”

The man was a real smart alec and he said,

“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”

Well, this really upset the lady even more.

Therefore she got in her car and backed it up and she then stomped on the gas and ploughed straight into his Mercedes.

“What did you do that for?”, the young man ran back to his car and asked.

The little old lady just smiled and told him,

“That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”