She Asked The Right Question But Her Husband Gave The Wrong Answer

When we are married, we often become very close to the person we call our husband or wife. We get to know them on a personal basis and the conversations we have continue to get deeper.

One conversation that often comes up is one that is uncomfortable, but it is very common. It is one one of the people in the marriage asks the other one if they would remarry if they died.

This may be an uncomfortable situation but answering the question honestly is often the best choice. Then again, the husband in this joke answered it in a way that probably got him in some hot water.

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question.

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”

WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being married?”

HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”

HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”

WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”

HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”

HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”

HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”

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