There are many things that people are afraid of, and sometimes a fear may go even further and become a phobia. For example, we have a fear of heights that is sometimes extreme and arachnophobia is an extreme fear of spiders.
One of the fears that many people have is a fear of flying. It isn’t really the flying that they fear, however, it’s the possibility that the flight is not going to go well.
That leads us to this joke, that involves a flight that is not going as well as it should.
Most people are understandably nervous who are on the plane but there is one person who is just a moron. Enjoy!
A jet is flying from Texas to New York when the passengers begin to feel shaking.
The pilot announced, “Uh, Folks, we just experienced some turbulence, which caused some engine troubles on our left wing. Luckily, this jet is equipped with 4 engines, and we still have 3 functional engines! Because of the engine issues, we will be arriving at our destination 30 minutes later than scheduled.”
The passengers all groaned and went back to sleeping, reading, and watching their movies.
Not long afterward, they felt more turbulence and again heard the pilot say, “OK so we just lost our second engine, but not to worry, we are still running well on two engines. We will arrive at our destination 1 hour later than scheduled.”
The passengers exchanged worried looks and started talking among themselves.
Again, they felt the jet dip and rumble, and again, they heard the pilot say, “We lost our third engine, and we will arrive 2 hours later than scheduled at our destination. My apologies for the inconvenience this delay is causing all of you.”
This time, a frustrated-looking passenger wearing a business suit stood up and yelled, “At this rate, if we lose another engine, it’ll take all day to get there!”
