A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, “Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and make sure to cook my favorite dish before I get back.” But there was no reply… So, he sent another text,
“Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month,

I’m buying you a new car.” This time, his wife replied excitedly, “OMG, really?”He responded,

“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.” Funny story 2 – A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are,

men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!” The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing his bags. “What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!