An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle.

An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle,

When the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock.

The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle.

“What did you do that for?” asked the crocodile.

The elephant answered,

“That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.”

The crocodile said,

“And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory.”

“Yep,” says the elephant.

“Turtle recall.”

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