When it comes to jokes, we often think about funny stories with a humorous ending. Although they do qualify as jokes, there may be other things that could be considered jokes. This includes ‘practical jokes’ and when it comes to those tricks, we tend to fall into one of two different categories. We are either the person who is constantly pulling those jokes or we know someone that does and we are the target. If you’ve ever had a practical joke pulled on you, you realize they aren’t really that funny. Then again, read the following joke and tell me how funny they are.

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club.

After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.

Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.

One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H – Husband, W – Wife)

H – “Hello?”

W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

H – “Yes.”

W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”

H – “What’s the price?”

W – “Only $1,000.”

H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.”

W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2021 models. I saw one I really liked. It’s an SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.”

H – “What price did he quote you?”

W – “Only $165,000.”

H – “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”

W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else.”

H – “What would you like?”

W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, an acre of land, and beachfront property.”

H – “How much are they asking?”

W – “Only $1,450,000 – a magnificent price… and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover.”

H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $1,420,000. OK?”

W – “OK, sweetie, Thanks! I’ll see you later!! You’re the best husband in the world. I love you!!!”

H – “Bye, I love you too” The man hangs up the phone.

The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision.

The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks, “Does anyone know who this Cell phone belongs to?”