What would you do if you were stuck on a deserted island? Many of us would do what we had to do in order to stay alive, and we would probably also dream about the day that we were rescued.
The man in the following joke was also stranded on a deserted island, and he probably thought long and hard about the things he would do if he was ever saved from the island. That is when a surprise came on his way, and it was more than he could hope for.
You don’t have to be stuck on a deserted island to appreciate the humor in this joke. All you have to do is read it, and enjoy the laugh.
One day a man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
“It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself.
As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned guy and says,
“Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years,” replies the stunned man.
With that, she reaches over unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve, and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
“And how long has it been since you’ve had a sip of bourbon?” she asks him.
Trembling the castaway replies, “Ten years.”
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig, and says, “WOW, that’s absolutely fantastic!”
At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks,
“And how long has it been since you’ve played around?”
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs,
“Oh my god! Don’t tell me you’ve got a set of clubs in there?!”
