A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement.

He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six’, in spite of her objections.

One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouted at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”

His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouted back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”

This Will Make You Laugh Silly.

A woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.

She left a note for her milkman to leave 25O Litres of milk:

When the elderly milkman read the note, he felt there must be a Mistake and thought that she probably meant 2.5 Litres.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The woman came to the door and the milkman said.

“I found your note asking me to leave 250 Litres of milk. Did you mean 2.5 Litres?”

The woman said.

“No, I want 250 Litres. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.”

The old milkman asked.

“Do you want it pasteurized?”

Wait for it, wait for it …….

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The Woman said.

“No, just up to my t!ts. I can splash it on my eyes!