When you have too much to drink, you don’t always make the best decisions. Sometimes you may even find yourself in hot water when it comes to your significant other.
The man in the following joke had a problem on his hands. He promised his wife he will be home at a certain time but he got home much later because he was out with the boys drinking.
When he came up with a plan that would solve everything, it turned out to be one that also backfired in the funniest way possible.
A man goes out with his friends for the night.
Before he leaves he tells his wife, “I promise I will be home by midnight.”
Midnight comes and goes. He finally arrives home at about 3 AM. As he walks in he realizes the cuckoo clock is about to go off.
As it begins to go off he has a flash of genius and decides to coo another 9 times.
He sneaks into bed satisfied with himself.
The next morning he wakes up and his wife has breakfast made.
She doesn’t seem to be mad. Satisfied with himself he asks her, “You sleep okay last night?”
She replies, “Yeah, but we need a cuckoo clock.”
He asks her why and she tells him, “Last night it cooed 3 times. Then it yelled, ‘Crap!’ It cooed another 6 times and giggled a little bit. Finally, it cooed 3 more times, farted, and tripped on the carpet.”
