A Little Boy Did The Right Thing With Shocking Results

When we are children, we are expected to act like little adults at times. We realize that there are going to be times when we still act like children, but we are expected to do our best.

One of the people in our lives that expects the most out of us is the teachers we have at school. Some of them may even insist that we act like adults, despite the fact that we are still very young.

We see that situation in the following joke and it is something that will give you the laugh that you need for the day. You don’t even have to have kids to understand just how funny this is.

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

“I went to visit my Nana.”

“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”

She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”

She then asked Bobby what he had done.

“I read a book,” he replied.

“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said,…

“Winnie the Crap.”

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