When you are a butler, your life really revolves around helping other people. It is something you may even enjoy doing, but you have to be careful you don’t cross any lines.
The butler in the following joke not only crossed a line, he crossed it in one of the worst ways possible. He even got caught, and was put in a position that he thought would be impossible.
This is one of those jokes that you will enjoy hearing and you will carry the chuckle with you for the rest of the day.
There was a butler named James who worked for an old decrepit Billionaire that had a smoking hot 25-year-old wife.
James, the butler, was infatuated with her and knew she wasn’t being satisfied by ole crusty.
He was caught staring at her longingly more than once and she seemed flattered more than offended so this just reinforced that she was needing something more.
One night he dropped them off at a $ 5,000-a-plate dinner and James returned to the mansion.
About an hour later the wife returned without the Billionaire unexpectedly.
She told James to follow her up to the bedroom where she closed the door behind them.
She said, “James, take off my blouse.”
He did as asked, his fingers were trembling.
She said, “James, take off my skirt.”
Again, he complied with trembling fingers.
She said, “James, take off my bra.”
Again, compliance, fingers trembling even more.
She said, “James, take off my stockings.”
His hands were trembling almost uncontrollably now.
She said, “James, take off my panties.”
Again, he complied and his fingers could barely grasp her panties as they were trembling so much. This was it.
Then she said, “If I catch you wearing my clothes again James, you’re fired!”