A 70-year-old man has never been married

A 70-year-old man had never experienced marriage.

One day, fate brings him face to face with a stunning 17-year-old girl, and a spark ignites between them instantly. Their connection grows, and they decide to tie the knot.

Setting off for their honeymoon in Florida, they embark on this new chapter of life together.

Upon their return, his curious friend queries, “So, my friend, how was the honeymoon?” With a blissful smile, the man responds, “Oh, it was truly enchanting. The sun, the waves, we shared intimate moments almost every night, we -” His friend playfully interrupts, “At your age! How did you manage such a feat night after night?” The man chuckles and replies, “Well, you see, we nearly made love on Monday, we nearly made love on Tuesday…”

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