The honeymoon couple left their wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel nestled in the hills. The driver, unsure of the exact route, assured the couple he would ask for directions as they got closer to their destination.
Meanwhile, the newlyweds, unable to contain their excitement, started getting cozy in the back seat. As their passion reached a peak, the cabdriver, faced with an unexpected fork in the road, turned his head slightly and asked, “Do I take the next turn right?”
Without missing a beat, the groom, caught up in the moment, shouted, “Hey, get your own woman! This one’s all mine!”