An Old Man Panics After Popping The Question

There is nothing funny about getting older and in fact, there are some problems that are often associated with it. Those problems may come with a loss of memory or perhaps they may be even more serious.

What do you do when you are having a problem and it just seems as if there is nothing funny in life? The best thing you can do is to find a way to laugh about the situation, and we are here to help.

The joke that we have for you below is about two old people who are in love. It is one of those jokes that will have you laughing about getting older and will make you feel better all day long.

Two people living in a retirement home, an elderly man and an elderly woman, had known each other for a number of years.

One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.

The two were at the same table, across from one another.

As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”

After about six seconds of ‘careful consideration’, she answered “Yes. Yes, I will.”

The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places.

The next morning, he was troubled. “Did she say ‘yes’ or did she say ‘no’?” He couldn’t remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory.

With trepidation, he went to The telephone and called her. First, he explained that he didn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.

As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ‘Yes’ or did you say ‘No’?”

He was delighted to hear her say, “Why, I said, ‘Yes, yes I will’ and I meant it with all my heart.”

Then she continued,

“I am so glad that you called because I couldn’t remember who had asked me!”

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