There are some people who love cats and some people who love dogs, but I think all of us could agree that we love animals. That is why we appreciate any joke that involves animals in any way.

What we have for you here is a joke that you probably have never heard before. It involves two dogs and a cat that die and go to heaven and they have to stand before the judgment seat.

Not only is this a hilarious story, it also displays a truth that every pet owner understands all too well.

A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a Cat die and go to Heaven.

All three are greeted at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who informs them they have to meet with God. So off they trudge.

A few minutes later they enter the palace where God is sitting, and he beckons them near.

God says, “I want to know what you believe in, and how pure and true your heart and soul are”.

The German Shepherd answered first, “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my master.”

“Good,” says God, “then sit down on my right side.”

“Doberman, what do you believe in?” asks God.

The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”

“Excellent”, says God, “you may sit at my left side.”

Then he looks at the Cat, and asks, “And what do you believe in, Cat?”

The Cat rolls its eyes and responds,

“I believe you’re sitting in my seat”.