How Men Age – Decade By Decade

There is one thing that is sure in life, and that is the fact that we are going to get older. As long as we are alive, we are on a one-way trip to old age and it isn’t always a nice drive.

In the following joke, two men are on such an adventure and we get to go along with them, decade by decade. One thing that you will likely notice is that they find themselves in a similar situation, even as they get older.

Life is short and in many ways, it is also funny. These men find out just how funny it can be and we get to laugh at the outcome.

Two guys grow up together and are best of friends.

But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California.

They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf, and head for lunch.

“Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why Hooters?”

“They have those servers that are so hot, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.”

“You’re on.”

At age 42, they meet and play golf again “Where you wanna go for lunch?”

“Hooters.”

“Again? Why?”

“They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games.”

“OK.”

At age 52 they meet and play again. “So where you wanna go for lunch?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“The food is pretty good and there’s plenty of parking.”

“OK.”

At age 62 they meet again. After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Wings are half price and the food isn’t too spicy.”

“Good choice”

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts.”

“Great choice.”

At age 82 they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Because we’ve never been there before.”

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