If you’ve been married for any amount of time, you realize that there are certain days that are more important than others. This includes our anniversary, as well as birthdays.
The problem is, when you get someone a gift every time there is a special occasion, you eventually run out of ideas.
You may want to get something good for them but you might be falling short of the mark.
That was what was happening in this joke and it is going to be enjoyed by anyone who has ever struggled to figure out a birthday gift.
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said,
“I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stuck.”
His friend said: “I have an idea! Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it? She’ll probably be thrilled.”
Adam decided to take his friend’s advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said: “Well? Did you take my suggestion?”
“Yes, I did,”
His friend replied. “Did she like it?”
“Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling…”
“… I’ll be back in an hour!!”
