Children’s curiosity is boundless, one of the things parents love most about their kids.
However, this endless curiosity can also be a headache as they tend to ask about anything they can think of. While most parents are more than happy to enlighten their children, there are some questions they would prefer never to have to answer.
However, as we learn in this story, avoiding a child’s question can have consequences, especially if that child finds the answer independently. This mom thought her secrets were safe, but her son soon delivered an embarrassing reality check she’ll never forget.
An inquisitive young boy is talking to his mother.
“Mommy, how old are you?”
“Oh, that’s quite personal, son, and besides it’s not polite to ask a woman her age.”
“Ok, mommy, then tell me, um, how much do you weigh?”
“Well, I can’t tell you that either, a woman’s weight is a secret.”
The boy was getting a bit frustrated by now. “If you can’t tell me that, can you tell me why you and Daddy split up?”
“Someday I’ll explain it to you but it’s all quite complicated and I don’t think you’d understand.”
The boy wandered off unfulfilled but kept all of this in the back of his mind. The next day in school, he was talking to one of his school chums and was told to look at his mom’s driver’s license. That would have all of his answers.
So very early the next morning he snuck into her wallet and looked at her driver’s license. When she awoke, he said, “I know how old you are!”
She said, “You do? How old am I?”
“You’re 31. And I know how much you weigh, too!”
“Oh,” she said, getting curious, “how much is that?”
“You weigh 126. And I even know why Daddy left!”
She was really curious now. “Why was that, son?”
“It’s because you got an F in sex!”
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Sources:
- “A Little Boy Won’t Take No For An Answer When His Mom Refuses To Answer His Questions” Blissful Slot.