Some of the funniest jokes that we hear often involve a genie in a bottle. You rub a lamp or the bottle, the genie appears, and you are given three wishes. The problem is, that something often goes wrong in the process.
This joke may not involve a genie in the bottle, but it does offer something similar.
A spiritual healer gives people the opportunity to fix something that is wrong with them, but it isn’t always going to turn out the way you would expect.
This is a joke that you would appreciate, regardless of who you are and why you need a good laugh. It’s a great story with a funny conclusion, which is what being a joke is all about.
A man and his wife go to a spiritual healer and they ask him to cure their illnesses.
The healer says he will, but they must put their hand on the part of their body they want to be healed.
The wife proceeds to put her hand on her throat, as she has had a sore throat that won’t go away.
Looking at his wife, the husband then proceeds to place his hand on his crotch.
The wife looks at him, and shakes her head,
“Honey, he said he will treat our illnesses, not raise the dead.”